Stoners United: Herd some one say something really funny or just dam right stupid? Post it here

[3:18] hymenator: ta ra ra boomsy yay
[3:18] hymenator: my knickers flew away
[3:18] hymenator: they went on holiday
[3:18] hymenator: they came back yesterday!

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laceface
4828 days ago

[20:31] shawn: why does somebody need to touch your armpits?

[20:31] zakrah: OUTRAGE!

Nicloco

Nicloco
4821 days ago

[22:52] nic: yer put sugar in and spit in it
[22:52] zakrah: but in 3 days it'll be saturday
[22:53] nic: and in the end it will turn to alc
[22:53] zakrah: lol
[22:53] zakrah: alcaholic piss
[22:53] nic: yep
[22:53] nic: body brewed
[22:53] zakrah: I wouldn't need spit
[22:53] nic: but for the yeast
[22:53] nic: oh

Nicloco

Nicloco
4819 days ago

[23:08] hymen: im not lookin forward to my bath, i have cuts n things which r gona sting and a nicotine patch which ill cry if it com
[23:09] hymen: i might put milk in it and a teabag

Nicloco

Nicloco
4819 days ago

Nicloco

Nicloco
4811 days ago

19:43] guest-7160 changed nickname to gia
[19:43] gia: this is a stick up
[19:44] gia: somoene order me a pizza or nic gets it

Nicloco

Nicloco
4810 days ago

[22:47] blandy: im good
[22:47] blandy: just chilling andy is bored
[22:47] blandy: he wants to play but if he plays i get bored
[22:47] blandy: lol
[22:47] nic: hahahahah

ok so she ment the computer but its still funny

Nicloco

Nicloco
4810 days ago

[23:28] samantha: light colored rum has the fewest calories<3

Nicloco

Nicloco
4800 days ago

8:39] nic: my face hurts
[8:39] chrismonty: MUM is the place to be
[8:39] chrismonty: aparently
[8:39] gia: my ass hurts
[8:39] chrismonty: Im there man
[8:39] chrismonty: shouldve used lube gia
[8:40] gia: I did
[8:40] chrismonty: tsk tsk
[8:40] chrismonty: whatd you shove up there an apple?
[8:40] gia: fuck your face man
[8:40] gia: no
[8:40] gia: 8 incher
[8:40] chrismonty: subway, eat fresh
[8:40] chrismonty: things come out of the butt
[8:41] chrismonty: not the other way around
[8:41] gia: not in my world
[8:41] gia: its allab0ut what goes in
[8:41] chrismonty: your world is upside down!
[8:41] chrismonty: damn australian
[8:41] gia: lick my balls trippy
[8:42] nic: wow lkol
[8:42] nic: just read all that
[8:42] gia: lol
[8:42] gia: anal
[8:42] gia: mmm
[8:42] gia: ohhhheeee
[8:42] gia: bum bum sex

Nicloco

Nicloco
4794 days ago

[21:22] zakrah: I didn't like dick until I tried it

Zakrah

Zakrah
4773 days ago

[21:52] munchie_smurf: it does have to do with the cam
[21:52] munchie_smurf: i got booted when i tried to switch on
[21:54] tristenfalenlong: i got a gold chain LIKE IT WAS 1980 GOLD CHAIN

Nicloco

Nicloco
4758 days ago

[3:29] nic: Fuck[3:29] nic: i give up[3:29] nic: they killed the sound too[3:29] nic: il have to put it on su's server gay[3:30] nic: fuck[3:30] nic: copyright sucks[3:30] biglovehandle: seems fine too me[3:30] nic: u get sound?[3:30] nic: oh fuck hahahahahahah[3:30] nic: i dont have my headphones in
[3:31] smokey: hahahahahahahahaha
[3:31] smokey: fail!

Nicloco

Nicloco
4757 days ago

0:06] norwaystoner: i got stabbed by a monkey
[0:09] nic: wtf
[0:09] norwaystoner: 4real
[0:09] nic: ?????
[0:10] norwaystoner: dude next to me wants to watch the movie, stabbed my arm with a plastic knife.. im bleeeeeeding :(
[0:10] norwaystoner: long story short
[0:10] nic: i thought u ment a real life monkey

Nicloco

Nicloco
4756 days ago

[20:40] noodleb0y: this convo makes no since

Nicloco

Nicloco
4754 days ago

[19:04] samantha: im just waiting to be arrested
[19:04] nic: why
[19:04] samantha: i drunk dialed my state representative at 2am

Nicloco

Nicloco
4754 days ago

[19:30] bobross: Every girl is pink on the inside :D

Nicloco

Nicloco
4754 days ago

[19:57] nic: its raymond something or othe blanc
[19:58] zakrah: rayman?
[19:58] noodleb0y: romian noodle?

Nicloco

Nicloco
4749 days ago

laurenandjess: if u were invisible, but u didnt no when it wud wear off, wud u risk going outside naked???
[22:59] nic: no
[23:00] nic: but id risk getting other ppl naked
[23:00] nic: my body hurts
[23:00] nic: merks giving me sea sickness
[23:00] laurenandjess: *sir
[23:00] laurenandjess: *air
[23:01] zakrah: hahahaha
[23:01] laurenandjess: haha
[23:01] guest-35042 entered the room
[23:01] guest-35042 changed nickname to soblowed420
[23:01] zakrah: fuck if I could be invisable
[23:01] zakrah: i'd be naked
[23:01] zakrah: that'd be hot
[23:01] nic: #lets all get invisable
[23:01] laurenandjess: but what if it wore off?
[23:01] zakrah: :3
[23:01] soblowed420: wow did i jus come in on my dream conv
[23:01] laurenandjess: how wud u explain urself without being sent to an asylum?
[23:01] zakrah: OMG where'd that naked woman appear from?
[23:01] laurenandjess: no honestly i was invisible 5 seconds ago i swear!!!

Nicloco

Nicloco
4746 days ago

[15:23] chuck_finley: I wish somebody ends up shooting him so I can turn off my tv for 3 months
[15:23] chuck_finley: untill all they have to talk about is biden
[15:23] nic: bahahh
[15:24] rotta: anti obama
[15:24] meaux420: i'm not racist but he's a stupid nigger
[15:24] chuck_finley: obama is such a criminal like any othe president we've had

Nicloco

Nicloco
4743 days ago

[0:50] anal changed nickname to penispump

[0:50] penispump: me too

[0:50] penispump: fuck you nic

[0:50] mackten: lolz

[0:50] penispump: shut up lacey

[0:50] penispump: stop talking

[0:50] penispump: youre making my ears bleed

[0:50] yolace: Where is nic

[0:50] penispump: he's fapping

[0:52] guest-51480 entered the room

[0:52] guest-51480 changed nickname to nic

Nicloco

Nicloco
4741 days ago

[16:26] jonnypotsmoker: lol i want to go to vatican city and have a fight with some priests
[16:26] italianmafia: hahah
[16:26] jonnypotsmoker: that would be epic
[16:26] chuck_finley: epic holy duel to the death
[16:26] nic: hahah can i come
[16:26] jonnypotsmoker: just like OI YOU CHURCHY BASTARD
[16:26] chuck_finley: the forces of metal vs the holy spirit
[16:26] nic: i film it and kick them if they start to win
[16:26] chuck_finley: TAKE THAT JESUS

Nicloco

Nicloco
4740 days ago

4] jake: and no I don't blame you G, everyone else is from other country's, nics brittish, I'm fat and tristan is 12.

Nicloco

Nicloco
4739 days ago

[16:26] elwood: im 20 and been blowing rings since 14

Nicloco

Nicloco
4736 days ago

[1:08] samantha: ive discovered that im a hardcore chubby chaser
[1:08] samantha: kinda weird to know it myself.

Nicloco

Nicloco
4733 days ago

[18:19] gia: I save the world.. one cumshot at a time!

buddhabub

buddhabub
4731 days ago

there hella stupid illiterate isnt even a word

m3rk_

m3rk_
4730 days ago

[12:53] noodleb0y: chock you self fuck rogers

Nicloco

Nicloco
4727 days ago

[14:42] rollone: andy burnt the doggy on the face!!!

Nicloco

Nicloco
4718 days ago

[6:37] nic: lol sickboy am gunna start calling u one eyed willy
[16:37] nic: or gordon brown for short

Nicloco

Nicloco
4705 days ago

[22:41] stoners: its mums job to moan
[22:41] x: one think is good about yOUR MORTHER she made u
[22:41] zakrah: she's talking about people trying to hire her morris dancing team last minute

Nicloco

Nicloco
4705 days ago

22:58] shawn: i hate belgians :(

Nicloco

Nicloco
4704 days ago

[2:43] stonedfarmer: 3legged monkeys have feelings to uknow

Nicloco

Nicloco
4704 days ago

[3:31] susejizz: its all in the poker face
[3:32] noodlb0y: poker her face
[3:32] noodlb0y: lmfao

Zakrah

Zakrah
4703 days ago

[18:10] sickboy: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3SdVQe5mP8U/SDL6UIB0NeI/AAAAAAAABY0/K3ZqT5HVrmU/s1600/ganesha_symbolism_1.gif check dina
[18:11] sg_elwood: ganesh is the best pokemon
[18:11] sg_elwood: as proved by that diagram

Nicloco

Nicloco
4701 days ago

[22:56] dr_spank_weiner
didnt realize norway had jims too

Nicloco

Nicloco
4691 days ago

[3:05] moneeek: meat on meat
[3:05] moneeek: THE AMERICAN WAY

Nicloco

Nicloco
4678 days ago

[4:27] bob: some people so scared for 'crazyness' :)
[4:27] bob: it reflects yours

bob

bob
4677 days ago

[8:42] whitesmoke: and also with u, we lift up our bowls to the most HIGH mary jane
[8:42] dreamgate: weedchurch su?
[8:42] dreamgate: xD
[8:42] whitesmoke: in the power of the mari, the juana, and the holy smokes
[8:43] whitesmoke: Amen
[8:43] pnbutter1971: haha

[8:43] ipopotomus: lol

[8:43] whitesmoke: su qoute

[8:44] dreamgate: quoting :) first time

whitesmoke

whitesmoke
4676 days ago

[23:36] bob: whats the scariest face...
[23:36] bob: a devil... or a crying mom
[23:36] whitesmoke: true...

pussymoneyweed

pussymoneyweed
4675 days ago

[6:04] highdro: OH MY GOD
[6:04] highdro: YOU ATE SPONGEBOB
[6:04] highdro: YOU BITCH
[6:05] highdro: How will millions of children and adults get their underwater laughs now!?
[6:05] mi: ill make a new one
[6:05] highdro: Oh...
[6:05] highdro: aight then

pussymoneyweed

pussymoneyweed
4675 days ago

[6:30] ally: jerry, you look like my favorite uncle in the entire word
[6:30] ally: it makes me happy to look at you
[6:31] killerpanda: haha
[6:31] killerpanda: says the serial killer

Nicloco

Nicloco
4673 days ago

[6:48] nic: weed nd dick go together#
[6:48] mi: ye
[6:48] mi: not in my mouth tho

Nicloco

Nicloco
4672 days ago

[23:05] doc: if only there was a way we could just farm them
[23:05] doc: and just use them for reproduction
[23:05] doc: like the muslims do