James: well.... I dunno , I guess id be like what, are you for real.

Jonnypotsmoker: But then id grab it, and bottle the fucker to get all its fairy dust,s so I could fly far far away.

James: Well yeh I would do that if it gave me a blow job every now and then.

Jonnypotsmoker:  Really...... That would be like putting skin on a sausage xD