Stoners United: m3rk_'s blog: The Positive Drug Stories :

I wear boxers, not briefs

December 22, 2009 by m3rk_ Comments (1)

I once tried to make chili on acid, I almost became a vegitarian.
Weed made me appreciate fox news and the reptiles that inhabbit it.
I refer to my cat as a Land-shark.
I once smoked an ant,sort of an awkward bonding experience between me and nature.
I'm now familiar with the metric system.
I've discovered google is the only god that directly answers prayers with adds for popcorn machines.
I learned the craigslist makes me feel better about the amount of useless shit I have.
I've learned that all my friends must be deaf, I've gathered this from their album collection.
I've learned that : When I crave a hostess twinkie, the idea of eating the twinkie is always more fulfilling then when I actually get the twinkie. Makes me wish my thoughts were edible.
I always eat brownies with both optimism and caution.
I've never felt like I was flying, but if I did I'd atleast bring an umbrella with me just to be safe.

lol hahhahha funny shit dude

luckyzombie 4836 days ago