We are the stoner uniter's
Its just what we like to do
So get ur ass to Stoners United and help me see this poem through,

Lets write a poem about Stoners United by Stoners United,

Submit your versus as comments below,

Competion

Prizes go out to the top 3 versus submited,

1. Top prize is an all expenses paid romantic dinner for two with our very own ''skweegie''.
2. Second prize is ''one hours virtual yoga with m3rk'' 
3. Third prize is ''A virtual visit to bob's magical world of lasers & mystry''

All entries/versus will be judged on saturday the 18th of september admin will choose the top 5 and then it will go to the polls for all members to vote on.

After that all entrys/versus will be added together to create the Stoners United Poem

Grinnning police officer seconds before firing of two Xrep Tasers by West Yorkshire police marksmen at around the same time Moat apparently shot himself. The weapons, with a much longer range than normal Tasers, were not approved for use and were undergoing testing by the Home Office. Jesus whats happening to uk policing they even had to get ray mears out to track the guy, WTF is that all about? we dont have police who do that?

Oh hahaah and did u know roul mouts was apparently a good friend of gazza, check out his crazy ramblings there great

Where years of peace treaty after treaty fails Stoners United prevails

Isnt it thou?

I found this on youtube today on a video about snaring rabbits lol

alwaysbehumble

3 weeks ago

It's sad we can no longer hunt the Indians like the early colonists did in 18 and 19 th century. Hunting those big primates are more funny and exciting (and of course, more challenging) than dispatching these little bunnies. Now the savages are considered humans, even "citizens" (not to mention the nigger sitting in the White House)...

The world order has now been turned upside down. Really miss the old days...

People are funny

Coolest toy ever out next month £300, i really wanted one till i found out its battery lasts 10mins and the range is 6meters still sick thou,

On Thursday, the 37-year-old suspected gunman was released from Durham Prison {north east uk}, after being sentenced to 18 weeks for assault.

The father-of-three is being sought by armed officers in connection with the shooting of his former girlfriend, her new partner and a police officer.

Before the attacks started the suspected gunman's Facebook status was changed to read: "Just got out of jail, I've lost everything, my business, my property and to top it all off my lass has gone off with someone else.

"Watch and see what happens."

I made this google earth map detailing the events after that, click here to view,

He has been on the run {and still is} since the weekend when he shot and killed one man and shot and injured his former partner and a police officer..

Is it just me or has the entire country suddenly come down with a nasty case of chav fever?

These are the 3 chav objects i saw one my way back from work this morning,

First i saw this guy struting long with his arms sticking out,

{This image is for illistration purposes only{thanks facebook}, its not easy to take photos of chavs without them waving there arms around like crazy and shouting u blud alot}

Then this,

Then this,

I rest my case,

Of course it did occurr to me it could all be the same chav, but i dont think they give away range rovers at the ymca benifits club.

Rips Roulette is new to Stoners United, am sure most of you know what is all about, chat roulette rips off for stoners lol, but instead of meeting random ppl to look at penises the general idea is we rip bongs instead woooooooo idk about u but seems alot more appealing to me!!

So far iv randomly hit rotta and slip for rips!!!

I got this message sent to me today on facebook, i will add more detail later when i get time

Ted McDonald Interesting profile Nic, but at the end of the day it will not matter one jot, there is only one thing that can not be forgiven and that is not believing in Jesus Christ.Yes I am a Christian and proud of it, though I say that knowing I am still a sinner and it is only by Jesus' death on the cross that my sins are forgiven past, present and future.Perhaps if you had seen some of the things I have seen weapons used for, you might be more content to see them binned or used for play.Your a young bloke lighten up and seek the things in life that really matter.

PS. When did the Taliban start paying taxes. LOL

Cracky d submited this great pic earlier today i thought it deserved a place in the Stoners United Blog