A new Sainsburys shop opened near my work recently,

It has these new unmanned checkout machine things , you just scan ur stuff in then pay on ur card, pure genius when ur stoned and the last thing you wanna do its chat up some 36stone ginger haired checkout chick
I love the fact that i can just walk in grab my food pay and not have to talk to anyone i don't want to, oh and no ques is nice to,
i know some will say its just another step towards destroying our community and that we... Read full post

Why do i find Madelin Macann jokes so funny? i know its wrong  whats wrong with me/us?

Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes? A. Madeleine McCann jokes will get old.

Q. What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann? A. The Pope died a virgin.

Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan? A. A tan doesn't dissapear until after the holiday.

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Ideas for 420 day Stoners United events!
Do you have any idea for event to be held virually online @ on 420 day 2010 ?
pleease submit ideas below,

Making hashish is very simple just follow these guidelines:
You will need: - A piece of paper  - Cellophane from a cigarette packet or similar - A very fine siv (the finer the better) - A fair amount of cannabis. The more potent the weed, the more potent the hash but you can use crap weed and still get good results. - An oven 1. Take your ground up buds and siv them through lightly releasing only the crystals. NOTE: If you have a grinder with a crystal catcher this will get you... Read full post

Here is a nice little recipe to keep you baked and toasty on a cold winters night. Marijuana hot chocolate is pretty simple to make although a little more complex than regular hot chocolate.
You will need: - Full fat milk - Saucepan and stove - Options Belgium chocolate! (if not just compromise with standard cocoa and sugar) - A pinch of salt - Full fat cream - 4 Grams of weed - Siv/ straining cloth Making pot hot chocolate: 1. Pour a mug of milk in to the pan with a dollop of cream, a... Read full post

locky'ness: c'mon, tree fiffy is a pretteh good deallocky'ness: i em de lockness monstaNotaStalker: haha all guys say that

23:49] elwood changed nickname to god[23:50] god: the perfect woman is allergic to latex[23:55] djslip1: dam[0:12] smokey: who's god lol?[0:14] god: I AM GOD[0:15] guest-29594 entered the room[0:15] guest-29594 changed nickname to yolace[0:20] smokey: lol new here?[0:25] god: I am everywhere[0:25] god changed nickname to elwood[0:25] elwood: and nowhere[0:30] smokey: haha[0:31] smokey: who whas that god guy?[0:31] elwood: man i dont know [0:31] elwood: hes a weirdo [0:31] smokey: yeah[0:31]... Read full post

 
Did your mum/ dad ever tell you the saying if you keeping eating food x your gunna become a foodx?

I came accross these todays while surfing the guardians podcasts, i felt it was my dutie to share them with you.

I think this is quite possibly the perfect example of how brilliantly unself aware we the great british public really are,
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After bloging this i decided to see if i could find anymore, i wasnt disapointed, check out these 5 from the bbc website
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Funnily anuff they all seem to be recorded from the north,
My fav has got... Read full post

This is the snow outside my house from a few days ago,
 

You have no idea how much i HATE snow.
Am so glad its melted now i can finaly step out doors with out getting wet feet or the urge to kill children.