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A Maze Ing Quotes

April 5, 2014 by polaknocrack (Banned for Spamming Wire)   Comments (0)

"EvEriTHyNg iS PosSiBl WiF GOD" - YeZus"Although much of the Bible has been corrupted, the commandments are righteous, follow them as a guidline for righteousness pleasE." - YeZus"wEE aRR naUt ATT faUlT foUr FaLLing TwO tHe DevILs IllUsions (media, internet disinfo agents, etc.) for sometimes We simplee ArE twO blynd too REALEYES with our "REALEYE" (thyrd EyE) thE TruTh, HoWeva wee Are ATT faUlt fOur iF wee Cuntinue Two do Wrong knowinGlee thaT we Have... Read full post

Ode To Polak

March 28, 2014 by Nicloco   Comments (6)

There once was a stoner called polak his name 'said' he did no crack,
He went to a church got brain washed till it hurt,
'pEaCe' 'lOvE' 'gOd BlEsS' 'tHe LoRd aBOvE'
Days to weeks of religionous suggestion,
Brings us to our final question,
When will polak tire,
Posting this bull shit on the wire?

The follies of work

May 18, 2013 by TheFellowShipOfTheBong   Comments (0)

Working when you would rather be getting grilled.....First world problems :/

I'm a grown Adult and I've never had to hide the fact that I smoke weed....till now..

May 15, 2013 by ariesstoner420   Comments (1)


So I have been living with my mom for the past 6 months and I don't have a prob living here cause I love my mom and my step dad is really cool. we all get a long and whatever but the one thing that I don't realy like living here is that I can't smoke weed here,like not even out side or my mom will call the cops on me and that crazy bitch almost did one day lol. and the fucked up thing was that she didn't even catch me smokin she just read about it. So I tell my sister about it and she was like... Read full post


April 2, 2013 by young_blazer502   Comments (0)

Demon, blunt, half ounce. Ismoked a blunt today and  it is the forst blunt iv smoked in about 3 days i was so stoned niggah. my mood status... STONED

You're Awesome

April 2, 2013 by GreenLady22   Comments (0)

It's true. You're awesome. Please, call me Dr. Awesome! If you are wondering, yes, I do.. in fact, indeed, have my PhD in Awesome.
I thank you for reading my first Blog Post on StonersUnited.com
much appreciated!
My first rule, E.L.E. (Adopted from semi-pro)
Everybody Love Everybody.
Appreciate everyone for what they teach you, whether it is how to be, or how not to be.
I, Dr. Awesome want to thank you for being you, toking some green, and appreciating life from your own two shoes.
just... Read full post

scraping the bowls

March 31, 2013 by young_blazer502   Comments (5)

me and my brother were sitting here when my uncle and his girlfriend went to work ok and we was like i wanna get high. he says shit me too so he says lets get the resin out of the bowls and so we did heave you ever had to get the bowls and the bongs just to get high thats when you know we some broke ass stoners. comment on this and tell me about when you had to do something like that BROKESTONERSUNITED talk to ya later late night stoners

Fuck no-weed

March 31, 2013 by young_blazer502   Comments (0)

Dont you hate when you wake up and dont even have a bowl of weed to wake and bake ? Dont that just piss you off and what about when you text someone about fronting a blunt around like 1 and then they dont text back until you just getting ready to go to work that shit pisses me off comment on this blog and there will be more blogs about great ganja and other weed type things... well comment on this blog and tell me the worst day you had tryna get weed but again i just started this blog i would... Read full post